Purveyor of Iniquities

Unlike other domestic animals, which were tamed by people, cats probably domesticated themselves, which could account for the haughty independence of their descendants.

Cold-brewed coffee is actually dirt simple to make at home.

A local DJ’s ability to rub rotating plastic discs and radiate positive vibes is approximately equal, in terms of artistic difficulty, to the skill exhibited by, say, the first violinist in the New York Philharmonic.