Purveyor of Iniquities

So I have a friend who uses the word “rig” too much, which is to say, ever, at all.

At least, that’s what I thought.

This is a rig. Now, how long will I be able to hold off from buying one?

I used to think that if I had an infinite amount of money and no compunctions about spending it recklessly, I would finally put together a stereo that wouldn’t leave me unsatisfied. Except infinite probably isn’t enough.