Purveyor of Iniquities

We’ve been busy.

Don’t worry, we still love you.

These are the same things we say every day to the elliptical machine, also.

Plus, and keep it to yourself, we have a whole bunch of new toys with which to play. We will return when they cease to amuse us. Next week, say.

And it is not true that we have been with other weblogs. We just held hands, and it didn’t mean anything, really.

No, we’re not going to tell you her name.

Can we talk about something else now?