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If Grover Norquist Really Is Guilty of Anything at All

It is of serving the crap bagels and cream cheese that he does at his meetings on Wednesdays. Every Tuesday I resolve not to have one, and every Wednesday I break down and wind up sick to my stomach by the early afternoon.

I don’t know where they get their food from, but there’s clearly something wrong with it.

And I am an idiot.