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Description of the Yahoo group femalesrollupsleevestoshoulders:

This is the place that any girls can show off their arms by rolling up their t-shirt sleeves all the way up to the shoulders.?? (Pictures I.E. Soccer girls, cheerleading practices, amusement parks, carwash, hot summer days, webcam, candids, etc.)?? And sleeves rolled up to the elbows can be fine.

Actually, there was some disagreement on the elbow matter late last year, when a group of dissatisfied users forked off a new group: femalesrollupsleevestoshouldersforreal (kidding). Note that femalesrollupsleevestoshoulders is unrelated to the group rollingupyoursleeves, which is concerned with “shirt sleeves and the various ways shirt sleeves can be worn be they buttoned about one’s wrists, hanging loose, rolled up part or full way above the elbow.”

And, completely different, of course, is the group womenwithrolledupsleevestiedshirttails, which boasts “400+ pics in the photo albums.” I suggest you check it out, if that’s your sort of thing.

The group elbowfans is actually intended for fans of the group “Elbow.” Pictures of actual elbows are definitely not welcome.

The purpose of femalehandfetish_links is obvious. Nearly 400 members of this one right now.

A bit more specialized is wristwatchonthefemalewrist2. Perhaps the first group with this name was banned by Yahoo’s censors.

Moving down the finger, some are into women’s fingernails.

Finally, a group for the talented: thedoublejointedhangout. Go ahead and flaunt! (no single-jointers welcome).

Really finally: The best group description I’ve seen, from the group AngelSnot:

When you sneeze, and somebody tries to force their religion on you by saying “bless you”, you can now reply “Are you trying to solicit me to give you some Angel Snot?”
If they say yes, you can then reply “Well, I don’t have any, all my snot is bloody human snot.” and stick your finger in your nose like you’re picking out some, and thrust your finger at them like you’re trying to put some of your snot in their face.
If they say no, you can reply “Then shut your mouth or you’ll get some.” and stick your finger in your nose then make like you’re trying to stick it in their mouth.
Either way they are grossed out and might possibly reconsider saying “Bless You” to any stranger again.